Urban Dictionary: FOOP

foop

A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Originated from television when swear words are bleeped out. Also used for people/persons who's name(s) has been surpressed in court.

You're a motherfoopin towel!
What the foop did you just do to my household insurance?!
The woman who allegedly raped the kitten was foop MCfoop.
Foop I shouldn't swear anymore.

by ravenhiss September 14, 2003

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1. Someone who is a complete failure at life, or at a specific thing. Someone who is often incoherent, and nonsensical.
2. A tool.
3. A thing that is useless beyond comprehension.

1. Teacher: Stacy, what is the square root of 16?
Stacy: Uh, 2?
Mark: Stacy, you are such a flippin' foop.

2. Plumber 1: Can I borrow your monkey wrench, Plumber 2?
Plumber 2: Sure thing.
Plumber 1: These nuts wont twist! This monkey wrench is such a foop.

by poodge July 10, 2008

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the moment of uncertainty where you are not sure whether you need to poo or fart

Darren: oi do you need to use the toilet
Marvin: mate , I'm actually in a bit of foop.

by Cummi January 17, 2015

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Feeling Out Of Place.

...I'm feeling really foop right now.

by randomer January 17, 2007

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Noun: An enormous crotch bulge. When someone has so much fat on their stomach that it falls below the line of their hoo ha or yoo hoo

That girl has the biggest foop I've EVER SEEN!

by ssorc March 16, 2008

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The act of sticking food into the butthole until you bleed to death. Then someone licks it out.

Damn, Brick's butthole has soo much food in it. I hope he doesn't foop all over the floor.

by Cranberry Craig June 04, 2014

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To gently pass your arm through someone else's while they are holding their hips

I fooped gunner, Henry, and Ty all in one day

by Foooper29 October 22, 2015

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