FMT

Me thinks that FMT is an uber cool name. Short form of the ancient Latin term "Forgivus My Typosus".

FMT is so uber cool. And BlueKitten wants to touch her monkey.

by FanOfFMT January 27, 2005

FMT

Abbreviation for Fake Mass Text, in which you pretend to be sending a mass text but in reality you are only sending it to one person. Often, because you are too embarrassed to text this person on an individual basis, and you have already sent your real friends normal text messages.

Jason ignored Sarah because he thought she was a major stalker until she sent only him an FMT saying "hey everyone, meet me at Señor Frog's!" and he bought it. Once he got there, he was reminded of how FINE she was, and they promptly proceeded to get busy. Another successful FMT.

by annierag March 31, 2010

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Fucking the tits, in an up and down motion.

Placing the penis, in between the large tits, and humping them, as you would for humping a chair! The penis is stimulated by the tits rubbing the penis. And the tits are stimulated by the rubbing of the penis.

I told my sugar daddy to fmt, and he did! It was fucking. Amazing.

by grandma tits June 14, 2010

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Literally stands for "Fuck My Teeth" used in IM's to abbreviate the expression instead of typing the whole thing.

used as an exclamation similar to "well i'll be damned"

real life: Hey asshole step into my office.
Why?
Because your fucking fired!
Well Fuck My Teeth.

IM: Chick: guess what?
Guy: What?
Chick: Im Pregnant.
Guy: Well FMT.

by JackFlash April 6, 2005

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