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A person who failed to take advantage of all the seasonal flu shots and prevention opportunities given by their employer and local governments, and as a result, contracts the flu.
Danny's health insurance offers free flu shots, but due to his procrastinating, he missed out on getting his shot, and completely forgot about it. Now he's in bed whining about how lousy the flu makes him feel, and wallowing in his own mucus. What a fluser he is!
Fluser by David W. Irish February 6, 2013
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Flu=loser = will walsh.
A fluser is the only word ever that explains will.
Fluser by FelineAmerican January 1, 2012
A polite way of calling someone a fucking loser.
(fucking + loser + a touch of gentlemanliness = Fluser.)
Dad: My child failed his 1's multiplication test.
Uncle: Oof! Dude, your child is a fluser...
Fluser by numberonebeaner February 28, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026