FHOTD 

For cannabis consumers alike this means first hoot of the day. Referring to waking and smoking cannabis.

I just took my FHOTD

FHOTD by The Ganja Fairy July 16, 2019

FHTDMF 

Hawaiian Pidgin origin. Abbreviation for Fuck Harry to da max foeva. Wishing one eternal suffering.

Brah, you see Harry? He stay on di SUP (Stand up paddle). FHTDMF.

FHTDMF by G is Wise March 10, 2020

FPOTD 

First Poop of the Day.

Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.

Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).

guy 1: "FPOTD!"
guy 2: "Really dude? Its 11pm. Ive pooped like 3 times already."

FPOTD by 164Seton September 25, 2011

FHOD

Stands for Fly High or Die. The greatest group in music period. Ask around.

You aren't messing with any of the dudes in FHOD.

Fly High or Die. #FHOD!

FHOD by TheRealAngEL June 15, 2011

fsotd 

first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.

"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"

"How was it?"

A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."

fsotd by wland January 25, 2011

fhot 

fhot (fot) adj. Used to describe something extremely hot (i.e. women, temperature); Short for "fucking hot"

Holy shit, its really fhot outside.
That girl in my math class is fhot.

fhot by Joseph Miller July 26, 2006

FOTD

Friend Of The Day.

I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.

Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).

robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)

FOTD by geekygirl September 28, 2009