a person who is Famous for fuck all. A non celebraty perceived to be more popular than they actually are. Usually appearing on reality t.v shows in a vain attempt to become a celebrity.
The bloke that was a fireman who shagged Jessese Wallace (kat slater) and The bloke who is the dad of Jade Goody's kids...oh yeah and Chantelle.
"who the hell is he" John said whilst watching the latest realty tv show" oh he's a FFFA" sreamed nick he is famous for fuck all, the telly is dominated by all these FFFA's these days.
Dillon: hey wyd
bill: just going to the FFFA meeting
Dillon: don't you mean the FFA future farmers of America
bill: no i mean the FFFA future fagot farmers of America
They were engaged in an FFFA all week long wjth several others, now they're feeling guilty and frustrated, unaware that he had secretly captured the FFFA on his macbook using the built-in webcam
What you say when you're mad and talking to someone An almost-slip-of-the-tongue.
"Fffadam" is what you say when you're mad at someone named Adam/Adan. This person goes by "Adam" because noone can say his real name, Adan. But you're sooo angry at him that you ALMOST say fag, but you catch yourself. So instead, you said "Fffadam."
GIRL #1: Uuugh, he never calls me anymore!
GIRL #2: I'll call him for you.
GIRL #2 calls, he ignores her call.. she gets his voicemail.
VOICEMAIL: This is Adam, if you want me to call you back, leave a message... thanks. ::BEEEEEP::
GIRL #2: Hey Fffadam...
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.