A horrific abomination of a human being. Became famous for being as thick as, and uglier than, pigshit after appearing on Big Brother. Has now bred. Unfortunately this means that her genes will continue to pollute our fragile and precious genepool until her and all within 3 family steps of her can be eradicated.
"Shit man, Jade Goody has had a baby. That means another of her chav-scum kind is breathing my fucking oxygen. WHEN WILL IT EVER END!!!?"
by MPCmonkey March 16, 2005
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A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.

She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'
After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.
by Stationmiek October 10, 2006
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A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.
Jade Goody will die any day now.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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A frog-mouthed retard who appeared on big brother and not long after decided to appear on celebrity big brother and make it look as if anyone can be racist.
You: Holy shit! there's this egg shaped thing in a box!!
Me: lool it's Jade Goody!
by GraphicalRabbit March 22, 2009
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A nasty, racist, ignorant shell of a human being, famous for being incredibly stupid, whom everyone decided was fantastic once she got cancer.
Jade Goody is dead, lol.
by misspentlove March 23, 2009
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Doing something simply for the publicity.

Noted as 'pulling a jade goody'.

Even taking it so far as to die to be able to sell the rights to your funeral for your ugly kids and criminal husband.
Look at madonna and her new adopted baby, she definitely pulling' a jade goody'.

did you hear katie price and peter andre broke up?
nah man, they're just pulling 'a jade goody'.

whats the difference between cancer and a goat?
jade goody can't milk a goat
by TobesLax June 18, 2009
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