by GuitarDragon November 17, 2022
ffd stands for fit from distance. It refers to when you see somebody that appears fit when looked on from far away, but when they get closer you realize that they aren't actually attractive.
John: Oh mate check out that chick across the street! She is well fit! Oh look she's crossing the road..
James: Are you blind?! Her face looks like it's made out of leather!
John: My bad, but to be fair she was ffd
James: Are you blind?! Her face looks like it's made out of leather!
John: My bad, but to be fair she was ffd
by Le2mandem June 21, 2011
by DICKHEAD123 October 1, 2014
Fat Fingers Disease. When a person's fingers excede the diameter of standard phone keys enough where that person keeps hitting incorrect keys or hits two or more keys at once.
I hate texting cuz I got FFD.
Yo, if I got FFD you KNOW I got big feet and if I got big feet you KNOW what that means - I got a huge cock!
Yo, if I got FFD you KNOW I got big feet and if I got big feet you KNOW what that means - I got a huge cock!
by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 15, 2010
Female to Female Discrimation. When one hag tries to dominate a prettier, smarter, younger girl in the workplace by crapping all over her work and getting her fired.
by bis-nitch November 6, 2010
FFD Fat Fingure Disease occures when using a smaller keyboard than used to causing you to press more that one key at a time
by Waffle Master February 16, 2004