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Fresher's Syndrome 

The complete loss of social, sexual, and spacial inhibition associated with first leaving the parental home to enter higher education. Characterised by over-drinking, stupid dancing loud, loutish behaviour, indiscriminate promiscuity and general disregard for ones personal safety and reputation.
Common Phrases: "No condoms..? Well...YOLO!!" : "Hey, what happens in Kavos, stays in Kavos!!" : "A century of shots in one hour? Challenge accepted!!"
Girl 1: Have you seen Ella lately?
Boy 1: I've seen a LOT of Ella lately!
Girl 1: Meaning?
Boy 1: Its still freshers week and last night I saw 2 boys leave her room, she came out 5 minutes later, half cut and totally naked singing "I won the salami!!"
Girl 1: HAHA!! That's definitely fresher's syndrome

Freshers Shark 

A freshers shark is an older student at university, usually in second, third and fourth years who hunt down and pull a lot of students who have just started their first year of university.
"Have you been fresher sharking?"
"She pulled loads of first years, she is such a Freshers shark"
Freshers Shark by Lozza Law August 22, 2011

fresher on green 

When your fucking whomp is charged to green and you put a new pod in
Yo nigga let me hit your juul it's a fresher on green

Freshershist

Outstandingly fresh, at this point your arm pits are so fresh that the world has to take a moment to pause in smell. This is usually the result of Old Spice Products, and has been the lead cause in very muscular appearance and a loud booming voice....P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
muscular Oder Blocking Power that lasts over 16 hours is the freshershist.
Freshershist by Dr. Smell Good April 20, 2010

finley the freshers shark 

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

Freshers flu 

When people come together at the start of term bringing with them germs from all over the country. The result is a form of cold or cough or general feeling of illnes
John: i feel awful
Mary: must be freshers flu
Freshers flu by Toni P September 29, 2006