faise

Intentional misspelling of the word "face."

Can't read my poker faise.

by MikeMigod May 12, 2009

sexy faise

promotion to being a hoe

girl, you my sexy faise now

by crackapopcan February 5, 2009

pwned in da faise

An extremely high level of pwnage, also known as pwnership. When someone is pwned and you want to rub it in, so you say HAHAHA pwned in da faise!

n00b: WTF!? I died 10 times already!??!

Me: HAHAHAHA pwned in da faise!

by Bob882 December 18, 2004

Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

by Iri$$ January 11, 2009

red hair faise

they b hoein frfr on my white mother

"dat hoe in her red hair faise"

by kingvon=daddy March 2, 2023

false 9

A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.

Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 17, 2020

Street Savoir Faire

Street know-how; street smarts. As popularized by the Disney movie "Oliver and Company."

Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoir faire

by JohnNameJohn February 27, 2011