Skip to main content

F.D.T

by Wiseguy007 January 24, 2026
mugGet the F.D.T mug.

G.Y.A.U.A.D.T.M.F.D

Get your ass up and do the motherfucking dishes
boy you better G.Y.A.U.A.D.T.M.F.D before I beat your ass
by yofunnyblackfriend December 12, 2022
mugGet the G.Y.A.U.A.D.T.M.F.D mug.
rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
mugGet the R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L mug.

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.
Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview
by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020
mugGet the who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've mug.

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
mugGet the B.F.T.D.S. mug.

d.t.f.

drunk stephen: yo boo, d.t.f.?
random girl: d.t.f.?
drunk stephen: yeah boo, you down to fuck?
by stephen wainwright March 20, 2008
mugGet the d.t.f. mug.

D-T-F

"dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!"
by oisuxx October 23, 2007
mugGet the D-T-F mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email