Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK
LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha..
Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to
go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have
sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.