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brown eye kiss

The act to put someones eye on a messy anus to make a brown rim around an eye
Mmm baby lets get freaky...we can shit on each other or just do the brown eye kiss which one do you want
brown eye kiss by The dreamspider October 28, 2015

eye kiss 

A touching of the eyeballs in an effort to achieve an eyegasm.
They were only eye kissing for about 5 minutes before he had an eyegasm.
eye kiss by ml September 15, 2003

The Brown Eye Kiss 

When you spread your butt cheeks apart, and your partner spreads their butt cheeks apart, you then rub your buttholes together
Me and my girl did the brown eye kiss last night.

Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) 

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.
“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026