Exposure Fantasy

A type of sexual aberration, centered around shame and often triggered by internet predation at a young age, that is bound to surpass the limits of its own title: the fantasizer gains sexual gratification from increasingly risky releases of information online. An email here, a photo with a Little Too Much Metadata there...but things snowball. Fantasy becomes reality when they are inevitably chronicled on search engines by just searching their legal name. This can lead to employment issues, alienation, and worse - a deepening perversion that turns much more physical.

"I think my new boyfriend might have an exposure fantasy...? He keeps asking me to post his passport photo on Facebook next to that video of me pegging him."

"Make sure you remove the metadata on your homemade content, dude...you don't want to wind up like AdamLjung and end up plastered all over the internet as ' Halmstad Sissy Emma' QQ"

Exposure Fantasy by Cigarette Jones December 18, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008