Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
by Eridaniii July 4, 2023
Grace has become a good friend. She is an absolute surprise when it comes to gaming because she's actually good, but she is also a complete and utter cunty disgrace when it comes to dissing her friends online, she cannot write something mean if it were for her life, she can however name every person she'd like to fuck on love island and totally surprise you when it comes to not actually being innocent, still beat her at the dirty minded game though.
Keep it real Grace 🤙
Keep it real Grace 🤙
Zack doesn't like being mean to grace exe
Zack also doesn't feel like he should actually be mean to grace, but he is because he's a super cunt 🤙
Zack also doesn't feel like he should actually be mean to grace, but he is because he's a super cunt 🤙
by notZackintheshacK July 10, 2019
Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring April 2, 2012
Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
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by ItsIceCreeperPE September 8, 2021
by babybel cheese September 11, 2011
Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
by YaBoiUhSkinnyPenis December 13, 2018