Executive Shit 

Secretly taking a shit at your workplace in the private toilet of the MD or CEO. Otherwise known as the E.S.

Did you hear that Neil took an Executive Shit when the MD and his PA were off at lunch?

Executive Shit by Executive Shitter October 16, 2023

Executive shit 

When you go take a major shit and whilst doing so process executive decisions coming out with the decision to fire someone.

" Damn Astroid, boss man Is in his feelings, Im pretty sure he went to take a executive shit, no body is in the office!"

Executive shit by Mister Warpspeed April 11, 2017

Executive Shit 

When you’re due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour

Where’s Neil been for the last 45 minutes?
He’s having his morning Executive Shit

Executive Shit by Executive Shitter October 14, 2023

Executive shit 

The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.

Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"

Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."

Executive shit by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017