Executive Shit
Secretly taking a shit at your workplace in the private toilet of the MD or CEO. Otherwise known as the E.S.
Executive Shit by Executive Shitter October 16, 2023
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Executive shit
When you go take a major shit and whilst doing so process executive decisions coming out with the decision to fire someone.
" Damn Astroid, boss man Is in his feelings, Im pretty sure he went to take a executive shit, no body is in the office!"
Executive shit by Mister Warpspeed April 11, 2017
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Executive Shit
When you’re due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour
Executive Shit by Executive Shitter October 14, 2023
Executive shit
The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.
Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"
Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
Executive shit by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)