Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it
by DD Alwhiney May 19, 2019
Exam Chicken is a game played where the students undertake a written exam with a time limitation. The winner of exam chicken is the last person to begin writing.
person A: hey guys fancy a game of exam chicken?
person B: hell yeah, last time I won, Didn't start writing until 10 minutes before the exam finished.
person A: what grade did you get
person B: that's not important
person B: hell yeah, last time I won, Didn't start writing until 10 minutes before the exam finished.
person A: what grade did you get
person B: that's not important
by Derek Bosman December 25, 2012
by baboon_shark November 9, 2020
Exam week (n): The most stressful week known to students. Some rather large tests spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. Teenagers tend to promise to study and prepare, but end up cramming the last night and crying themselves to sleep. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.
by scrawberrymuffin January 22, 2012
Doing the maths relating to an upcoming exam, with 2 possible motivations:
1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long left to revise and look over stuff.... or
2. To deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively
These may well combine....
1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long left to revise and look over stuff.... or
2. To deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively
These may well combine....
C: Sh*t i just worked out that I have 20 working hours til my exam in 3 days.... taking out the time I need to sleep, eat, gym, shop, fb, tweet, email, hang out, watch TV.... its even less if I want to shower too!
R: You do realise you spent 3 hours working on that exam maths....
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C: Cr*p I just did some exam maths and realised I need to get at least 62/100 for this exam, because theres no way Im going to get above 48 in that other one, and my coursework would only be a 59 at best... although that only counted for 40% so weighted its like a 65 or something...
R: Do some work.
R: You do realise you spent 3 hours working on that exam maths....
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C: Cr*p I just did some exam maths and realised I need to get at least 62/100 for this exam, because theres no way Im going to get above 48 in that other one, and my coursework would only be a 59 at best... although that only counted for 40% so weighted its like a 65 or something...
R: Do some work.
by RStokesy May 31, 2009
by chriswatlollol August 5, 2010
Something a McQuaid Jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. The object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.
Guy 1: I just got done with exams! Summer feels so sick brah!
Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams
Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams
Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
by underground knight June 9, 2010