Everyone else's fault

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.

Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."

Everyone else's fault by Hym Iam July 8, 2024

Everyone Else's Fault

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.

Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."

Everyone Else's Fault by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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