A Eugene is a male person who is always ready for a school shooting. He commonly keeps his AK hidden away in his backpack for when he feels it is time to use it on the unsuspecting students around him.

A weird ass guy who can't pick up girls and spends his time shooting up schools and also thinks rape should be legal

Someone who is known to be a fatass behind the computer who just breathes into the mic to lure girl to have sex with him. He is also know for his countless acts of school shooting attempts and desperately fails.

A place in Oregon where women do not need to shave their armpits.

a wonderful city in oregon, home of the u of o ducks. a great college city with a great community. the grass is green, people are happy, and everyone is nice. this place is as close to heaven on earth as you can get. crime rate is low, girls are hot, air is clean, and fun is easy to come by. a dull day in eugene (aka paradise) is better than a great day in other cities.

Eugene is a cringeworthy male individual that will occasionally molest your mind with his behaviour and is typically seen munching crayons and eating candles.

A guy with a huge cock who gets all the girls. He is the embodiment of awesome.