Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.

Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.

I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!

Eton College by theurbandictionarydon May 18, 2011

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Eton College Bicycle

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.

"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."

Eton College Bicycle by NotABromance March 5, 2018

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Ethong

A man that looks like sid from ice age who we all know weres a Thong

Ethong soltys is gay

Ethong by ETHONG IS GAY April 15, 2019

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Eton mess

1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.

Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.

Eton mess by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010

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