An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two
men assume the
crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any
gender) straddles one of the
men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of
blood to the head caused by the
crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.
"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's
Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a
girl this
time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."