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Ethan houser 

Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
Gosh your perfect, but you know not like Ethan houser perfect
Ethan houser by @e12j.2 February 2, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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