These two words describe a bony pick with fake abs and ape face. Another definition a skinny kid who was walking down the street, and got penetrated by a fire truck, and has lumps on his head if you shave his hair off.
This Ethan Moreta tried to call me a black gringo.
by Visco girls October 25, 2019
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Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."
by born to poop, forced to wipe November 29, 2022
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An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!

B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!
by Mossy Frog April 8, 2023
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Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
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a very small penis when enlarged it can only hit the 3 inch mark
OMG ethan tracey is so small
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A fat kid that gets on everyone's nerves. He is really gross and does creepy things. He has a crush on his cousin and finds ways to make everyone hate him and that is why he has no friends.
My nephew is an Ethan brado he picked up shit with his bear hands
by TruthMakerfrfr October 23, 2018
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