Ernandes

Well... me, of course.

Anonymous person 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of that Brazillian dude who's settled in Caruaru (a Northeastern city), is currently 15, likes music, art, and some other things, has learned a bit of English... and decided to create a post on Urban Dictionary talking about his own name?"
Anonymous person 2: "No."
Anonymous person 1: "Okay, then. But just saying... his name is Ernandes."

Ernandes by Theoneguywhosjustmessingaroud August 19, 2021

Ernandes

Well... me, of course.

Anonymous person 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of that Brazillian dude who's settled in Caruaru (a Northeastern city), is currently 15, likes music, art, and some other things, has learned a bit of English... and decided to create a post on Urban Dictionary talking about his own name?"
Anonymous person 2: "No."
Anonymous person 1: "Okay, then. But just saying... his name is Ernandes."

Ernandes by Theoneguywhosjustmessingaroud August 19, 2021

Ernantes 

Ernantes is someone with a small cock

Girl1:Wow did you see that guy?He has such a small cock
Girl2:Yeah.Poor Ernantes

Ernantes by secretguy6969 June 7, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022