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ermes

pussy ass nigga taco titti ass nigga driving a mazda ass nigga
" there goes ermes in his 5speed mazda with a different birch"
by tittijuicebaby November 12, 2016
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Ermes

Being very toy.
I am Ermes.
by issatoyy August 19, 2020
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Ernestina

Ernestina is one of a kind. Her features are striking. Short and cute definitely one of the best nights of your life. If you ever meet a Ernestina you’ll discover a new confidence and courage. She brings out the best in you. Ernestina is a loyal and caring person always taking the time to listen and understand.
Every star of the show is a Ernestina
by Rainaina November 28, 2019
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Ernesting

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.
What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!
by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017
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Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

He is a Russian bodybuilder commonly known as the popular "Gigachad" meme describing someone doing an action towards someone and it being described as "Chad-like", meaning to be beholden in the public eye as doing the most uncommonly right thing that may go against some peoples definitions of things like decent, humane, or popular. This internet meme came into popularity with the Russian bodybuilder Ernest Khalimov, whom has become the internet's superhero.
Bro, I pulled a chad-like move earlier.

What'd you do?

I got asked out by a female, and rejected her.

You ass, you probably broke her heart!

Exactly...
(note-the author has nothing against Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)
by therealgoldstandard April 20, 2022
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R. Lee Ermey

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
by Nicky J September 27, 2004
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R. Lee Ermey

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.
by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010
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