He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
by planttreesplease January 25, 2015
Such a total drama QUEEEEEN AND SHE HATES JOZEF kinda hot tho also she likes pink so if your a faith you are supa cool and her best friend is maddie fleming
by Faith is very cute June 2, 2022
an elephant lookin fuck that’s buildt like a man and has raging acne and is contagious she owns stds and aids and hives and chlamydia and has a yeast infection that she carried on to her sister she always starts shit and secretly tucks
by erinnnnnn_f3 July 23, 2022
The coolest person in the WHOLE world tbh. She’s kinda obsessed with one direction but literally so pretty. her style is literally the best. She’s the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s got hazel eyes and platinum hair that’s SICK! But literally she’s cool go follow her TikTok @tatumericksonaboss
Person 1: omg did you see Tatum Erickson’s TikTok post?
Person 2: YEAH! She’s so cool I wish I was her friend
Person 2: YEAH! She’s so cool I wish I was her friend
by Coolpersonwholikesharry June 2, 2021
A person who is very sensitive gets triggered over the words “gay” “faggot” and “retard” and thinks “retard” is a slur
Random person that’s gay some faggot acting like a retard
David Erickson Don’t say words like gay the f word and the r word and the r word is a slur
David Erickson Don’t say words like gay the f word and the r word and the r word is a slur
by Boogereater69 May 22, 2022
by Goldmedaljuniormathschallenge July 18, 2021
The greatest of all time, aka Nate's Dad, aka the valedictorian, aka the rizz god, aka the best 8 ball player of all time, aka Kanye stan, aka the best Dominos employee, aka Mr. I Live rent-free in your head, aka Kayla's man.
If you want to address Erickson's name, you have to talk to his lawyers, because his name is copyrighted.
by .,hey i like you March 7, 2022