A character from the T.V sitcom, That 70's Show. Definitely the main character, if there are any. Starts off as a 16-year-old. Most scenes are in his basement. He has two opposite parents, Red Forman and Kitty Forman. Somewhat wimpy, nerdy and small, but very sarcastic and funny. Played by Topher Grace, who you may know from Spiderman 3.
(On how to treat a hospital patient:)
Eric Forman: I know that when I go to the hospital, I like to not die!
Eric Forman: I know that when I go to the hospital, I like to not die!
by Lancington July 3, 2009
Eric Cartmen is a character in South Park. In most episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut and he is big boned(not fat).
1. Eric Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.
Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.
Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.
Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.
Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?
Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.
Eric : OK FINE.
Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".
2.
Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.
Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.
Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.
Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.
Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.
Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.
Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.
Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.
Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?
Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.
Eric : OK FINE.
Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".
2.
Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.
Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.
Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.
Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.
Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.
by sooommmeeoonnneeeee July 10, 2011
Eric:
Spelchigi
Wowsome
Wowmazing
Handsome
Gorgeous Eyes
Has abs
nice soft hair
extremely nice
forgiving
best thing ever
charming
super duper intelligent
crazy
funny
has the sexiest singing voice ever
cares about that special girl
when he says he loves you he means it dont second guess it
he fails at times...
he is very weird but that is why he is special
Spelchigi
Wowsome
Wowmazing
Handsome
Gorgeous Eyes
Has abs
nice soft hair
extremely nice
forgiving
best thing ever
charming
super duper intelligent
crazy
funny
has the sexiest singing voice ever
cares about that special girl
when he says he loves you he means it dont second guess it
he fails at times...
he is very weird but that is why he is special
Person 1: Hey do you know Eric Zhuang?
Person 2: No should I?
Person 1: YES OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!!
Person 2: Can you introduce me to him?
Person 1: No he's mine find your own.
Person 2: No should I?
Person 1: YES OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!!
Person 2: Can you introduce me to him?
Person 1: No he's mine find your own.
by lliae November 8, 2011
by WistfulThinker March 31, 2004
by DeltaTauAwesom January 29, 2011
bassist of a rocket to the moon. stone cold fox. on a scale of awesomeness, he was rated a 13 out of 11. has dance moves you've never even seen yet. hits notes not even god can reach. is wild in bed, often to referred to as a hurricane.
by dahurricayne March 12, 2009
eric cartman solos goku.
by niggadick9000 December 24, 2021