Epstillion

A quantity that would match the absurdity and the vast, overwhelming intensity of late wealthy financer Jeffery Epstein. (Epstein + Billion)

"I told you an epstillion amount of times, Ethan. STOP gooning to Abraham Lincoln SFM rule 34!!!1!"

Epstillion by GupperFission February 17, 2026

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Eddtillion

The biggest number known to man kind.

I have eddtillion fans!

Eddtillion by thefirstJdude January 27, 2023

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Exclusive Epsilion

The epsilion line of Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity Inc. at the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia.

Exclusive Epsilion includes Brothers Hirudo, Dux Ducis, Fidelis, & Benedicto!

Exclusive Epsilion by SigRho Soldier June 4, 2009

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Existillion

A number equal to 10^2,685,000, representing the estimated odds of a specific individual being born factoring in ancestral survival, biological randomness, and the timing of existence.

Every human life is a miracle, a statistical anomaly measured in Existillions

Existillion by Kxrm June 26, 2025

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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