The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
by Nick Callies April 30, 2008
1.When someone completely fails at life.
2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.
1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.
2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.
3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.
4.Failure to commit suicide.
5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.
note: I actualy know someone that did #5
1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.
2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.
3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.
4.Failure to commit suicide.
5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.
note: I actualy know someone that did #5
by Allrize April 30, 2008
by Mr.BallJangles September 06, 2008
Olivia Calistri
by damn_right_son January 10, 2009
Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
by Jack Duvales December 03, 2010
He was an epic failure of a man.
by kcrazy September 18, 2008
Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!
by Falloutgirl0916 October 21, 2009