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English Tea 

The act of giving a man a handjob with the pinkie finger extended, as though drinking a cup of tea. Alternatively, performing fellatio whilst holding the man's penis in this manner. Drinking the results is optional but strongly suggested.
Dude, I walked in on my roommate the other day; his girlfriend was giving him the english tea.
English Tea by Vic 3B January 14, 2008
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english tea 

The British slang form of tea bagging,or blow job, more acurately it is to suck on one mans testicles
Janine gives me the best english tea
english tea by dominicos January 7, 2006

English Tea 

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)
"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"
English Tea by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

English Tea Time

A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.

English Tea Biscuit 

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
English Tea Biscuit by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

English tea cup

When one pees into a girls belly button, then dips a crumpet into the pee and makes the girl eat it
Sally came over yesterday at high noon for an English tea cup.
English tea cup by NotMexican8 August 25, 2022

English Tea party 

Invite your friends round to drink cups full of Tea with the secret ingredient of Cum
Come round for an english tea party
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