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English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
by Shpoofy August 5, 2021
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English Country Bumpkin

A person who lives in rural England. Usually wears barbers and/or wellies.
See that guy with that barber?

Yeah, what an English country bumpkin!
by WillyLily December 23, 2011
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