1) A band which only uses one string of their guitar except to play dissonances.
2) A band that rips off other bands (The Acacia Strain)
3) Any band that tries way to hard to be hardcore, (i.e. selling boxing gloves, advertising, "WEAR EM IN THE PIT")
4) A band where the lead singer sounds like he has a wad of jizz in his throat.
scene kid 1: Ay, XcumXswallowerX, did you go to that Emmure show?
secene kid 2: Yeah man, they were so br00tal, I didn't even realize I was at a gay bar.
Sane person 1: Did you go the emmure show?
Sane person 2: No, I'm not a retarded flamer.
What the lead singer says when asked what he used to see his anus when he was using a home anal bleach kit. "Emmure"
Random dude lover: "Hey Frankie, nice anal bleaching. What did you use so that you could see what you were doing?"
Frankie(the dude lover Grand Wizard snarls in a high pitched squeal like a pig): "Emmure!!
when you tell someone who has never heard of the deathcore band Emmure and tell them it is a really good pop punk bad. Tell them to look up a song by Emmure then when they listen to it it won't be a pop punk song but a Deathcore song.
Adam told Quin Emmure was a really good pop punk band because Quin likes pop punk, Quin looked up the song solar flare homicide and when it came on it was Deathcore not pop punk so Quin was fooled but he ended up liking emmure because, EMMURE IS SEXY AS FUCK! Quin got Emmure-Rolled
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."