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Emma Hartigan 

A person who feels the need to post everything on their Snapchat story, let that be a full 10 paragraphs about the fact that they’re suffering from anxiety and that they hate themselves (There are some people out there who actually have these problems, and are not just looking for attention) or videos that are 5 minutes long of her twin sister sitting on her bed doing literally nothing. She is also a person that manages to feel sick in school. Every. Single. Day. But she doesn’t just magically feel sick, she also gets the teachers to feel sorry for her and her twin sister and send them home. She also, for some weird, unexplainable reason, feels the need to warp her mouth into really unnecessary shapes in every picture she takes. And one last thing. She also feels the need to go outside, into the town, WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, DURING FUCKING QUARANTINE!!!! DO HER OR HER THICK, DOSY FRIENDS NOT LISTEN TO THE NEWS, OR KNOW WHAT THE BLOODY CORONAVIRUS IS?? I RIGHT NOW FEEL THE URGE TO KNOCK HER AND HER THICK FRIEND’S HEADS OFF A ROCK, AND HOPEFULLY KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THEM!!!! But do ya know what?? It probably won’t work, because some people are born as thick retards and stay thick retards their whole life. No matter how hard you try to get through to them, it never works. And that is the simple reason why coronavirus will be around for a long time to come, infecting and killing normal people like me and you, all because of these selfish, stupid retards.
Wow, it’s hard to believe that Emma Hartigan and her friends are that selfish to go against the word of every other person in Ireland and hang around with other people.
Emma Hartigan by Hgoekcrag April 26, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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