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Emma Hartigan 

A person who feels the need to post everything on their Snapchat story, let that be a full 10 paragraphs about the fact that they’re suffering from anxiety and that they hate themselves (There are some people out there who actually have these problems, and are not just looking for attention) or videos that are 5 minutes long of her twin sister sitting on her bed doing literally nothing. She is also a person that manages to feel sick in school. Every. Single. Day. But she doesn’t just magically feel sick, she also gets the teachers to feel sorry for her and her twin sister and send them home. She also, for some weird, unexplainable reason, feels the need to warp her mouth into really unnecessary shapes in every picture she takes. And one last thing. She also feels the need to go outside, into the town, WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, DURING FUCKING QUARANTINE!!!! DO HER OR HER THICK, DOSY FRIENDS NOT LISTEN TO THE NEWS, OR KNOW WHAT THE BLOODY CORONAVIRUS IS?? I RIGHT NOW FEEL THE URGE TO KNOCK HER AND HER THICK FRIEND’S HEADS OFF A ROCK, AND HOPEFULLY KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THEM!!!! But do ya know what?? It probably won’t work, because some people are born as thick retards and stay thick retards their whole life. No matter how hard you try to get through to them, it never works. And that is the simple reason why coronavirus will be around for a long time to come, infecting and killing normal people like me and you, all because of these selfish, stupid retards.
Wow, it’s hard to believe that Emma Hartigan and her friends are that selfish to go against the word of every other person in Ireland and hang around with other people.
Emma Hartigan by Hgoekcrag April 26, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016