An amazing guy. He is super nice and calm and the best friend you could ask for. He is loyal and makes you laugh all the time, even at your worst moments. Emigdios are really smart and hardworking and have a great mind. Luck is always by their side. Also, they are hot and handsome as fuck. If you see an emigdio, you are lucky! Keep them in your life.
girl 1: did you seethe new guy? I have a new crush!!!
girl 2: omg yes! He is an emigdio!!
Emidio,male name
Emy for short sexy mutha fucka with big plugs and tattoos
holds grudges when you piss him off
no one is ever good enough for him
easy to fall in love with and hard to get over
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.