Emeril, The 

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."

"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."

Emeril, The by Christina March 10, 2005

The Emeril

After pulling your penis out during sex, you ejaculate into your hand, slap your partner in the face and yell, "BAM!"

Todd: I saw Jessica yesterday, why was her cheek all red?
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.

The Emeril by Tas989 January 4, 2008

The Emeril

"The Emeril" is the latest-and perhaps most frightening-in a long list of legendarily sadistic sexual fetishes such as the Dirty Sanchez or the Donkey Punch

The Emeril:

1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.

2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!

Wow, I wanna give that chic The Emeril...give her some pizzaz!!!

The Emeril by Gozer the Gozerian August 28, 2008

The Emeril LaGasse 

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse

Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.

The Emeril LaGasse by Todd Todd September 26, 2009

the Emeril

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you say "It's time to take it up a notch," stab her in the back with a peper shaker and yell, "BAM!"

Dude 1: "Watching food network makes me hungry"
Dude 2: "Watching food network makes me horny! I need to give some girl the Emeril!"

the Emeril by Theodis Bergstein June 22, 2006

Emril, The 

When one is having sex doggy style man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand. Then the man throws the sperm on the woman's back and says "BAM! Kick it up a notch!" As Emril the chef would say.

Dude, I video taped me giving Chris's mom the emril last night.

Emril, The by umberto April 28, 2004