Ember Glick

Ember is the best girlfriend in the whole world <3 , and her birthday is December 19th:) . But if I have to say anything about her that she is Beautiful, cute ,caring ,pretty , pretty funny sometimes;), super fun to hang out with , amazing cuddler , kinda smart, acts like a 4 year old, Loves to FaceTime, and a pretty all round fucking amazing girlfriend , and I love her so much:) :things I love about her are... that she cares about people even when she shouldn’t, how we fall asleep on FaceTime every night, and how when we can’t see eachother we give kisses tho the camera and I think that’s pretty cute:) , and how we watch movies though ft and start then at the same time ,and when how she rubs my hair when everytime we are together , and when I call ask her how to do my homework because she says she’s so smart but then don’t know to do it , and I ask her to rate my outfit every day but ps I thinks she lying about the rating but anyways, and how she send random funny faces and but again I love her<3 and maybe just some are favorites things:) first of all is Reeses , chocolate covered cherry's, this weird lemon energy drink or cherry coke, mac and cheese idk why but it’s pretty lit And her favorite movie is called after but she don’t like any movies I like to watch:( and her favorite tv show is vampire diaries and that stupid hot guy, but she don’t like it when I take FaceTime photos but it’s fine I have like 150 but happy birthday bugbug I love you<3 :)

Hey Ember Glick I love you<3

Ember Glick by Squwed December 19, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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