A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.
Does anybody know where I can find an elk pro? Asking for a friend.
by Dr. Ranger December 01, 2021
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A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement
This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho
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a urban black male who is popular among the hipster crowd for drinking brutal beers they can't handle, leaning at high speed, and referring to part of anatomy as a chocolate torpedo.
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A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.
"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?
by Bgats9 September 10, 2020
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A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.
"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?
by Bgats9 September 10, 2020
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