electric Jew

Slang name for a television set or television in general. The term refers to Jewish dominance of media corporations and therefore the movies, TV series, and advertising that is shown on TV.
Oh, I don't watch television anymore. Or as I call it the 'electric Jew'. There are only 280,000 Jews in the UK but most of them seem to have a job in the BBC. They recently sent a reporter to Greece to cover the Golden Dawn nationalist party...and he was a Jewish guy whose grandparents had fled the Nazis and escaped to England. Wouldn't that make his reporting biased? I mean, the UK Labor party elected a Marxist as their leader...but the BBC didn't send a descendent of the Romanov family as their correspondent to the party conference did they?
by june forysyth March 5, 2014
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The Best Youtuber Out there. Plays a lot of Minecraft and its good at it. If you know this youtuber you have to subscribe and will always beat you in a 1v1
Electric Boss knows how to play Minecraft
by Electric Boss April 17, 2021
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An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.
"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.
Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005
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The cancer of Pennsylvania. Monopoly allows them to sell overpriced internet, low upload speed, cable boxes 10 years out of date.
Fuck off service electric.
by rfrsiopgjdog July 31, 2016
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A woman who is sharper than a razor, with eyes made of lasers, and bolder than the truth. She's a star; she has a classic kind of crazy, but she knows just who she is.

Coined by the effervescent Janelle Monae
Devanne is quite the electric lady. She got it goin on'.
by ig @archidev twit @DevNoDude November 15, 2013
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Rocker Extraordinaire Jesse Hughes, a Mustachioed God.
"Look at Boots Electric go, now thats a fuckin' Rocker."
by El Flipo January 19, 2007
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