EJ

It stands for Expert Jew. Enough Said.

Scott: Did you see those EJ's at the mall
Paully: Yeah, they wore glasses, had a beard and a yamaca too!
Scott: That's whats up! I'm a straight up EJ myself

by Mr. Eisenberger April 10, 2011

ejs

A person who is a bad bitch,and is always right and always on on top of everyone.

Ejs is the best.

by Badass.K August 24, 2020

EJ

A big hunk of man meat. Any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud pass up waxin his crank shaft. Was born with a huge penis that cud satisfy a whale. Adorable, cute and sexy. there he is in three words.

normal convo at a party: "Hey whered all the girls go?" "The must be with EJ the handsome stud"

typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!

by Representative of the female population January 13, 2005

EJ

truly sexylicious, absolutely adorable, and utterly gorgeous!

ej is mr hot!!!!

by me! September 11, 2003

Ej

Ej is very cool has lots of freinds and is genrally a awesome person

your Ej

by KINGEJ10 January 24, 2017

EJ

the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is caring and very funny. He is so handsome and always knows how to make me smile. He also has a massive dick

"Have you met EJ? He is my soulmate."

by lily294 December 16, 2021

Ejed

The act of getting ejected and/or getting dominated by something or someone.

Dude you just got ejed!. Why would you even.

by PudgeHooks November 06, 2007