Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

by Carbinator July 8, 2015

Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

by Carbinator July 8, 2015

eject the warp core

Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"

by Renegaderocket August 17, 2011