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Eithan is the type of person who will brighten up someone’s day with the snap of their hand and but they can also cause hell to a person if messed with . This person is Charming ,Handsome, and a leader of any group. They can do anything they are determined to accomplish but do not agitate them because they will show no mercy what so ever. This person is a ladies man , they may have not dated many women but they have the decision to.Best hair, good at sports, quick thinker and the most good looking in their friend group.
Wow..that Boy is such an Eithan,I wish I was him.
eithan by Octane July 1, 2018
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an eithan is a kind heart guy who respects people and can be an exhalent boyfriend. eithan is a lady magnet just with looks and people sometimes don't like him because of that. he might seem cold as soon as you see him, but he is actually really funny and handsome. he always looks for a proper girlfriend for him because he gets hurt a lot. eithan looks for THE ONE for his heart and doesn't cheat. he loves movies and is also a cat magnet. he will also be an animal whisperer and can help animals any time he wants.
G1: "is eithan single?"
B: "i don't think so"
G1: "why do you say that?!"
G2: taps on G1's shoulder "because i'm his girlfriend"
eithan by Luna_the_wolf135 October 8, 2020
He is like the epic guy. He hits those and is so cool which is why he's not in the retards also known as the dominater of planets destroyer of libtards. His achievements include slaying warny, being epic and be too sexy which is why no one wants to smash as they know they are not worthy. He's is also quite possibly the world's most epic volley ball player he may occasionally SLAM dunk fools but he just playing. He is also the edgist dude about mess with him and he gonna dab
Oh wow your eithan

whats it like to be so cool and get hella bitches. Or wow it's eff the one who makes the dankist memes such as warny spots and many other great classics for the whole family to enjoy
Eithan by Noteithan January 22, 2019

eithan write 

Gay and has many friends who are also gay jk.They tend to have a tiny penis max length 3 inches meaning bed is a little rough overall a good guy.
"Oh look it's eithan write R.I.P"
eithan write by Liltay100 December 10, 2018

eithan osborne 

It is to be or not to be. To be something much greater than being it’s self. To be so conscious of being that being ceases to be
Micky-“ man I wish I could transcend into eithan osborne”

Ryan- “ I meditated so deep last night I eithan osborne ed
eithan osborne by Haynus man November 23, 2021

Dirty Eithan 

When your about to cum, and a the other person grabs your balls, causing you to shart all over them.
Damn shawty you just pulled a Dirty Eithan all over the place.
Dirty Eithan by DirtyEarWorm69 April 2, 2022

Wet Ethan 

Wet Willie's creepy uncle. When someone simulates intercourse with their tongue and your ear canal.
I brought this guy home the other night. We started fooling around, but he gave me a Wet Ethan. So i asked him politely, yet firmly to leave.
Wet Ethan by mmmeowmixxx May 3, 2019
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