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just shut the fuck up

and no we will not buy ur fucking bath water

just shut up

shut up
Guy 1 : Uhhh i love egirls

Guy 2 & 3 : Burn him
Guy 4 : Yeah fucking kill him
egirls by Shut up fucking egirls September 24, 2019
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egirls
egirls are emo girls but cool ones
egirls by smarass October 13, 2019

Egirls/Eboys 

Wannabe emo posers. Dress in Dolls Kill-type brand clothing and thrift store clothes but are usually middle class and spoiled af. They usually listen to shitty SoundCloud rap and think xxxTinct saved their life. Get tons of followers on social media for looking like if a brand designed knock-off emos, usually pasty cookie-cutter whitebread too but ~edgy~. Sometimes make completely insufferable (and completely stolen) art on Tumblr, possibly consisting of Hello Kitty doing meth with fake deep lyrics pasted into the description. Egirls are known to do ahegao faces. They will sometimes call themselves punk, emo, or goth without listening to the music. They also think that Billie Eilish and Post Malone are the pinnacle of music.
Some random: OMG have you seen those egirls/eboys I follow on Instagram? Why can't people like them exist outside of the internet <3
Anyone with a brain: Look in your nearest alleyway and you'll find better garbage.
Egirls/Eboys by forlovers June 19, 2019

Egirls Nation 

Egirls Nation is a custom anarchy servers in the game Minecraft.
Fag1: Dude have you heard of Egirls Nation??

Fag2: Yes, it's the server that increases your cock to balls ratio by 100%
Egirls Nation by Lerbiq January 15, 2021

Minecraft egirls 

thot girls who want ATTENTION, mostly will look for eboys.
BUT DONT GET CONFUSED some of the egirls are traps!!!
hey man you saw all these ugly minecraft egirls
yeah man I love it.

sij: I'm a truck
ok daddy chill.
Minecraft egirls by notshahar October 27, 2020

empires egirls

empire ios is a t1 player from “Critical Ops” he was a player for Hammers and Gankstars! Now hes bained some egirls aka empires egirls

Empire iOS egirls are very rude to me and bully me but shoutout to my egirls emily michelle sophie jessica and ichon all players from “Critical Ops” Game.
Whats the names of empires egirls?

oh you mean jessica, michelle, sophie, emily and ichon?
empires egirls by GenesisCOPS July 1, 2020

Minecraft egirls 

thot girls who want ATTENTION, mostly will look for eboys.
BUT DONT GET CONFUSED some of the egirls are traps!!!
hey man you saw all these ugly minecraft egirls
yeah man I love it.

sij: I'm a truck
ok daddy chill.
Minecraft egirls by notshahar October 27, 2020
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