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a taco eating midget that resembles a monkey
dang Eggwig thats alot of tacos u got there
Words you can keep
The G.O.A.T
Eggwig is the GOAT
Eggwig by Ysbehbshdhd June 13, 2021
The GOAT
Eggwig is the goat
eggwig by Ysbehbshdhd June 13, 2021
The GOAT
Eggwig is the goat
eggwig by Ysbehbshdhd June 13, 2021
Taken off the New Zealand slang word "egg", an Eggwin can refer to someone who is being an annoying idiot,
it can also mean someone who is very smart and annoying by using his/her/their intelligence against people with lower Intelligence.
Example 1
Person 1: Bro stop your being such an eggwin
Person 2: Nah bro you're just dumb

Example 2
Person 1: Bro stop being dumb you absolute eggwin
Person 2: Drrrrrrrr
When playing pool, the ball goes in to the pocket and comes out again by some strange inomoly.
Yes! I fucking done ya!

No mate, if you looked CLEARLY you would see you got an Eggwit there.
Eggwit by Usalathe fring mutton September 20, 2011
A common fart scented with deep, eggy undertones.
Claire was greeted with the familiar stench of eggwind as she walked through the door.
eggwind by Sprogle May 3, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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