The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.
Why is your hand down your pants? I'm egg nesting.
by Blue Merlin April 04, 2014
by The Return of Light Joker October 07, 2009
The preferred hairstyle of bald men. Hair is present around the sides and back of the head, but the top is completely smooth. From behind, it closely resembles an egg in a nest.
by menfromearth December 25, 2003
by Snowman2017 February 09, 2017
A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
by Charlie Deacon July 11, 2008
After a man has been in very cold conditions or if he just has a small penis his penis looks likes an egg in a nest.
by MasterOfWisdom April 28, 2011
by Benetrator August 26, 2022