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egg donor 

a woman who becomes a mother in a physical manner by giving brth, but is a lousy parent who should never have had children in the first place as she is too incompetent to raise them properly. her only accomplishment was serving as an incubator for nine months.
I don't have a mother. I have an egg donor that had sex with a sperm donor (aka "father) to produce offspring that would have been better off not being born at all because she has no mothering skills.
egg donor by firstoffour October 28, 2009
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Egg Donor 

Another name for a deadbeat mother or someone you don't want to acknowledge as a mother.
"My egg donor called me this week and i let it go to voicemail" "My egg donor left me at 18 months" "Gotta love having a distant egg donor" "I hate my egg donor"
Egg Donor by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023

egg donor 

“yo my bich bianca is an egg donor, she selling her eggs all over the black market.”
egg donor by 🍒👼🏼💌🍯 February 14, 2018
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