a synonym for testicles, such as fruits, plums, balls, knackers, two veg, orbs, conkers, leftie and righty, the crown jewels, the twins
by k.dis May 7, 2006
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an obese person whose neck is indistinguishable from the rest of his or her body.
Bethany knew online dating could be risky; her last three suitors all turned out to be eggs. Desirable to some, perhaps, but she was looking for someone a little less rotund.
by tootao May 23, 2011
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egg 1: egg?
egg 2: egg.
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Girlfriend: Honey, I just bought you a new xbox 360 for your birthday!
You: EGGS!!
Girlfriend: WTF?
You: Oh yeah, sorry. Thank you so much, this is excellent.
by Sean Boots September 26, 2006
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Now a somewhat old-fashioned, quaint and/or humorous word for a person, usually moderated with the evaluative 'good' or 'bad'.
The owners of that venue are such good eggs.

I don't trust him. The others are okay, but he's a bad egg.
by veleveleappeltjes March 15, 2005
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a rare one of a kind species found in the city of Half Moon Bay. This species is red in the face, very white, fat and round.
"HAHA its The Egg."
by Hoe and Beau April 17, 2003
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the state of being incomprehensibly awkward
person: WUT???????
everyone: ur a literal egg
by maydaylauren March 1, 2015
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