Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.
Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman
by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023
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Edison at PAX

1) A person who places third place in a competitive tournament, but fail to receive a medal for their efforts; 2) A person who won’t stop talking about their shortcomings in a tournament to their guardian, such as they father; or 3) Both.
Son, quit that. You’re literally Edison at PAX right now.
by Coley_joshua November 24, 2024
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Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.
M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
by Valerie dumber arch April 21, 2016
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Specialized Edison

The fancy way of saying "special ed".
Jerry: Whats up Specialized Edison

Your Mom: Thats not my name Jerry, we broke up 3 years ago, get over it.

Jerry: And thats why your half brothers sister was in special ed!
by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 17, 2021
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Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick
"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"
by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018
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