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Eaglebrook School 

Maximum security correctional facility for (wealthy) boys from all over the world. Located in the middle of NO WHERE (the sticks). Student body consists of 75% asian and 50% korean. 5% american, the rest, Mex.
I am going to go get a crepe made at Eaglebrook School. And then I am going back to my room to watch some serious porn. I love communal showers and fighting in them.
Eaglebrook School by Voltron5,000 December 22, 2008

Eaglebrook school 

A prestigious all boys school located in Deerfield Massachusetts (literally the middle of nowhere). These boys enjoy juuling in their rooms. At events the Mexican boys fling themselves at girls begging them to get them to give them blowjobs. These boys are horny. Some of the most well-known Eaglebrook boys have been so honored to make gang symbols in the background of rap videos. Eaglebrook prides itself on having very good lacrosse players, although most of them are dochey and play Fortnite instead of actually practicing. Before sleeping with an Eaglebrook boy make sure to know that 90% of this population has chodes, this is penis that is wider than it is long.
eaglebrook school is a prep school filled with boys who have fragile masculinities

girl: hey
ebs boy: sup

girl: how are you doing
ebs boy: fine. wanna blow me?
girl: uhhhhh no
ebs boy: ugh whatever you’re fat anyway

Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone

A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.
Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.

Edgebreak 

When you break straight edge and start smoking, drinking, etc. And then usually gets beat or killed.
This songs called Edgebreak facebreak.
Edgebreak by AZN 666 June 10, 2011