eating cat

Not thinking for oneself. Believing a fun story or propaganda because it's what you want to hear.

Derived from the urban legend that the local Chinese restaurant is serving cat. A few seconds of thinking about how much meat a restaurant uses and the price of fattening up pigs, cows, chickens, or cats should convince a person who thinks for themselves that cat isn't being served.

If you believe that, you're eating cat.

by SlowReading July 24, 2012

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

eating the cat

eating out of the pussy

You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.

by bstsbitches October 21, 2010

eating the cat

Another way for saying that you're eating pussy

White or Black guy: Asians have small dicks

Asian: You know what's stereotype is also true... We like eating the cat

by smokinquack December 12, 2018

cat eating day

this day we celebrate eating cat (pussy), all females will get they coochie ate this day, it better don’t be stinky though.

(Let me eat the cat today Shawty, is national cat eating day.)

by shawtyquan September 22, 2019

cat eating the cake

When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.

Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.

by St augustine wife swap September 3, 2017

Eatin' Cat From The Back

The art of eating pussy while a chick is doggy position.

Bro, I was Eatin' Cat From The Back last night. My nose was in her asshole but she loved it!

by Shit_patch_boyz January 23, 2023