The eastsider is when you make the east coast gang sign, and apply it (to a girl) the same way as you would the shocker. This is done with the index and middle fingers together, and curled with the thumb, making a "c", while in the background, the ring and pinky are together, making the center line for the "e", thus representing east coast. The fingers would be applied to the clit, in the vagina and in the anus in a similar fashion to the shocker. Nothing says pimp, or gangsta more than fingering your girl with a gang symbol.
Yo holmes, what happened with that trick you hooked up wit?
Dude, gave her the eastsider, and she got freaky.
So did you hit it after that?
Hell Yeah!
Dude, gave her the eastsider, and she got freaky.
So did you hit it after that?
Hell Yeah!
by Marveelus January 28, 2008
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by Diego August 25, 2003
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Look for vehicles and attire plastered with EASTSIDER or eastsider 4 life.
Also reference numerous telltale signs of a true eastsider.
Male: Absent expression, gang-banger garb, arrogant, loud, obnoxious, always flying gang signs, numerous tatoos on arms and neck. Smell of garbage. On "celly" with baby-momma who is wanting more money usually yelling at top of their lungs. Drive POS ghetto cruisers with EASTSIDER on windscreen. Vehicle has "22's" that are worth more than total car value.
Female: Unattractive, two or more children with different fathers, overweight, on "celly" with her baby-daddy wanting more money, tatoos on arms and neck, smell of tuna, arrogant, drives busted up ghetto cruisers with eastsider plastered on the windows, kids jumping around the car whilst driving on city streets, yelling at children at stores.
All of whom frequent WalMart stores, beer gardens and county fairs with ungroomed children. Drive city streets as if they own the boulevard. Usually not found out of their own element due to low self esteem and heavy body odor.
Caution: Eastsiders should be approached with extreme caution and a bottle of Lysol. The initial shock of interacting with one will leave your IQ many points lower. Usually found working at fast food restaurants, warehouses, used car dealerships and pawn shops. An eastsider is a master of deceit. They will lie, cheat and steal anything to attempt to advance in society. Be wary of eastsiders, your life could be in harms way around them. Do not befriend once their identity is known. Destruction, sorrow and death follow in their wake.
Look for vehicles and attire plastered with EASTSIDER or eastsider 4 life.
Also reference numerous telltale signs of a true eastsider.
Male: Absent expression, gang-banger garb, arrogant, loud, obnoxious, always flying gang signs, numerous tatoos on arms and neck. Smell of garbage. On "celly" with baby-momma who is wanting more money usually yelling at top of their lungs. Drive POS ghetto cruisers with EASTSIDER on windscreen. Vehicle has "22's" that are worth more than total car value.
Female: Unattractive, two or more children with different fathers, overweight, on "celly" with her baby-daddy wanting more money, tatoos on arms and neck, smell of tuna, arrogant, drives busted up ghetto cruisers with eastsider plastered on the windows, kids jumping around the car whilst driving on city streets, yelling at children at stores.
All of whom frequent WalMart stores, beer gardens and county fairs with ungroomed children. Drive city streets as if they own the boulevard. Usually not found out of their own element due to low self esteem and heavy body odor.
Caution: Eastsiders should be approached with extreme caution and a bottle of Lysol. The initial shock of interacting with one will leave your IQ many points lower. Usually found working at fast food restaurants, warehouses, used car dealerships and pawn shops. An eastsider is a master of deceit. They will lie, cheat and steal anything to attempt to advance in society. Be wary of eastsiders, your life could be in harms way around them. Do not befriend once their identity is known. Destruction, sorrow and death follow in their wake.
by I found me one dead once January 27, 2009
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by Ih8losers June 3, 2010
Get the eastside river rat mug.Mercer Island is a weird abnormal island. It is quite dense and is not like other tropical islands. It is creepy beyond belief, haunted, and disappears at night.
Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.
If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.
Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.
Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.
Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.
If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.
Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.
Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.
Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.
by Islander Canvas February 23, 2010
Get the Mercer Island Eastside mug.In the 1980's or 1990's when you thought of gangtsers in tacoma you thought about hilltop.Now days the hotbed of gangs and drugs in tacoma is on the eastside. I recent years the crime on eastside has been growing fast. mckinley ave is the heart of the eastside. Tacoma had 24th worst crime rate last year, and is the 4th most dangerous city on the west coast, after Richmond, Oakland, and Compton.Tacoma has a wide variety of gangs, from, bloods, crips, folks, b.g.d, norteno, surenos...ect..
you from hilltop? - john doe
Nah Blood, eastside tacoma washington all day! b-dawg
What is eastside?- john doe
GUNBLAST! - b-dawg
SCREAMS! -john doe
Nah Blood, eastside tacoma washington all day! b-dawg
What is eastside?- john doe
GUNBLAST! - b-dawg
SCREAMS! -john doe
by TACOMAS MOST WANTED June 29, 2009
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