by yhelothar January 26, 2005
The Easton Area School district is home to the Easton Red Rovers. Easton is one of if not the highest rated, and most respected team in PA. Also one of the most respected teams in the country. Easton has a over 100 year old tradition with their rivals, the Liners( bases out of the scum capital of the world P-burg New Jersey). Every year they gather and play a sacred game of football on thanksgiving. This game is held on CollegeHill PA at Laffeyette's feild. GO ROVERS
Yo man our team just got spanked by the Easton Red Rovers.
Damn, i wish we went to Easton instead of this shit hole. too late now, they'll never accept us.
Damn, i wish we went to Easton instead of this shit hole. too late now, they'll never accept us.
by EASTON<3 July 1, 2011
American postmodernist author of the mid 80's to the current day. Ellis was one of the so called Bratpack of American authors of the 1980's along with Jay McInerney and Tama Janowitz.
Ellis writes exclusively in the first person present tenths,as if the character is narrating the book.
Ellis's first novel 'Less Than Zero'(published while still in College) was a critical and commercial smash. Dealing with the vapid lives of wealthy California teens back from College for the Christmas hollidays. Ellis followed this up with 'The Rules Of Attraction' a college melodrama set in a thinly disguised Bennington college. It received less positive reviews. Then came Ellis's most famous and controversial book 'American Psycho.' The shocking book detailing in gruesome detail the exploits of stock broker and psychopath Patrick Bateman, drew howls of outrage from critics, NoW, and Ellis even received death threats.
What was lost in the furore was that Ellis's book was a scathing satire on the 1980's and as the author himself has said, largerly a feminist book.
Ellis didn't publish another full length novel (the patchy short story collection 'The Informers' aside) until the '99 novel Glamorama. A international thriller dealing with fashion model-terrorists and the increasing shallowness of society it was easily his longest book to date and the hardest to get into.
In 2005 Ellis released Lunar Park a so-called fictional autobiography with Ellis himself as the main character tormented by figures from his past,adjusting to married life in Suburbia copycat killings from AP. Many characters from his books are characters in this socalled autobiography, delighting his hardcore fans.
Ellis writes exclusively in the first person present tenths,as if the character is narrating the book.
Ellis's first novel 'Less Than Zero'(published while still in College) was a critical and commercial smash. Dealing with the vapid lives of wealthy California teens back from College for the Christmas hollidays. Ellis followed this up with 'The Rules Of Attraction' a college melodrama set in a thinly disguised Bennington college. It received less positive reviews. Then came Ellis's most famous and controversial book 'American Psycho.' The shocking book detailing in gruesome detail the exploits of stock broker and psychopath Patrick Bateman, drew howls of outrage from critics, NoW, and Ellis even received death threats.
What was lost in the furore was that Ellis's book was a scathing satire on the 1980's and as the author himself has said, largerly a feminist book.
Ellis didn't publish another full length novel (the patchy short story collection 'The Informers' aside) until the '99 novel Glamorama. A international thriller dealing with fashion model-terrorists and the increasing shallowness of society it was easily his longest book to date and the hardest to get into.
In 2005 Ellis released Lunar Park a so-called fictional autobiography with Ellis himself as the main character tormented by figures from his past,adjusting to married life in Suburbia copycat killings from AP. Many characters from his books are characters in this socalled autobiography, delighting his hardcore fans.
by banky123 July 16, 2006
Easton High Talbot County Maryland
One of the worst schools.
A mixed school of preppy white kids, wannabe gangstas, and some inbetween. The kids that have lived there all their lives don't know any better, but this school is strict, and I guess the only thing left to say is it takes it up the butt. The teachers are fine. They come to EHS because they make more money due to the taxes payed out by the wealthy portion of Easton. The administration is ridiculous... If you attend Easton, you know Mrs. Maderos is a dike, the policies enforced are god aweful and completely broken and unfair, and Dr. Thurber's daily morning bullshit doesn't inspire a single person to do better. In fact, I think saying,"Learn a lot, this is an academic institution...," every morning makes students want to fail every class just to spite him. However, students know that if they fail, they can give up any hopes of getting out of the god forsaken town. Talbot county is very rich. As a new start, they gave the freshmen and following years laptops. They are a nuisance and a distraction from any school work. Anyone who disagrees has their head too far up their ass to realize that the amount of blocks and restrictions on them makes them useless. Plus, it's a way for them to monitor your actions. Every site you go to, every program you open, any video you download is being recorded from the server and sent to those tech douche bags. This is to monitor your "online safety". In other words, they want to take away your freedom.
The policies in the school are unjust. One kid can go to "checkmate" (which is rather fun) for playing games on a computer, and then a student who skips class our ditches school gets the same punishment.
The Town of Easton is perfect for the retired. It's quite, by the bay, and completely boring. The things they have to entertain the youth of Easton are the movies, filled with kids looking to start fights with anyone at anytime. Also there is a bowling alley, which doesn't give a damn about kids. They kick out anyone who doesn't bowl, and when you talk back, they cus you out. What else? If your lucky you might go to a house party or go to a friends house and get drunk or high. Besides this, there is nothing to do. The town is worthless, the school is horrible, and the people who run it suck.
One of the worst schools.
A mixed school of preppy white kids, wannabe gangstas, and some inbetween. The kids that have lived there all their lives don't know any better, but this school is strict, and I guess the only thing left to say is it takes it up the butt. The teachers are fine. They come to EHS because they make more money due to the taxes payed out by the wealthy portion of Easton. The administration is ridiculous... If you attend Easton, you know Mrs. Maderos is a dike, the policies enforced are god aweful and completely broken and unfair, and Dr. Thurber's daily morning bullshit doesn't inspire a single person to do better. In fact, I think saying,"Learn a lot, this is an academic institution...," every morning makes students want to fail every class just to spite him. However, students know that if they fail, they can give up any hopes of getting out of the god forsaken town. Talbot county is very rich. As a new start, they gave the freshmen and following years laptops. They are a nuisance and a distraction from any school work. Anyone who disagrees has their head too far up their ass to realize that the amount of blocks and restrictions on them makes them useless. Plus, it's a way for them to monitor your actions. Every site you go to, every program you open, any video you download is being recorded from the server and sent to those tech douche bags. This is to monitor your "online safety". In other words, they want to take away your freedom.
The policies in the school are unjust. One kid can go to "checkmate" (which is rather fun) for playing games on a computer, and then a student who skips class our ditches school gets the same punishment.
The Town of Easton is perfect for the retired. It's quite, by the bay, and completely boring. The things they have to entertain the youth of Easton are the movies, filled with kids looking to start fights with anyone at anytime. Also there is a bowling alley, which doesn't give a damn about kids. They kick out anyone who doesn't bowl, and when you talk back, they cus you out. What else? If your lucky you might go to a house party or go to a friends house and get drunk or high. Besides this, there is nothing to do. The town is worthless, the school is horrible, and the people who run it suck.
Easton High School is hell and I'd rather suffocate myself than spend more than 4 years at this school
by this place called February 8, 2006
Easton area Middle School
a dangerous school in easton pennsylvannia with multiple fights a day and lots of lockdowns and restricted movements.
the school contains 2200 students living in high class middle class and low class status, we got that prison food and full detentions! if you want an education GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! we are also known for our intruders, heart attacks during lunch, and pepper spray being unleashed on us and don't forget the savage that just walked out of the school and got chased down by security and police. (he was caught less then 5 mins later)
a dangerous school in easton pennsylvannia with multiple fights a day and lots of lockdowns and restricted movements.
the school contains 2200 students living in high class middle class and low class status, we got that prison food and full detentions! if you want an education GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! we are also known for our intruders, heart attacks during lunch, and pepper spray being unleashed on us and don't forget the savage that just walked out of the school and got chased down by security and police. (he was caught less then 5 mins later)
Friend later in life; you went to easton area middle school?!
me; yeah, i almost got my lungs collapsed in 6th grade and saw someone else die in 7th, but i missed the kid who walked out of the school! hey my friend was on the news though!
Friend ;Jesus Christ! easton middle school is dangerous !
me; yeah, i almost got my lungs collapsed in 6th grade and saw someone else die in 7th, but i missed the kid who walked out of the school! hey my friend was on the news though!
Friend ;Jesus Christ! easton middle school is dangerous !
by maybe or maybe not your friend December 15, 2019
Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell
Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself
Person two:yeahh!!!
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself
Person two:yeahh!!!
by Thattbitchh December 31, 2019
It’s like if You dies and went to hell you would peffer hell over going to eams. The food is like they went dumpster diving and fed us the trash. No one cares about you unless you a football player or a cheer leader. If I had to choose hell or eams I would definitely choose hell
Kid 1 : I’m going to kys
Kid 2 : omg why
Kid 1 : I go to easton area middle school
Kid 2 : got a extra nuse
Kid 2 : omg why
Kid 1 : I go to easton area middle school
Kid 2 : got a extra nuse
by Largedickbitchboi January 3, 2019