Home of the country's dumbest government system ever. Full of a bunch of pussies who over charge you in taxes so that they can save the trees. You may also know it for its tendency to have a retarded school system where the administration are a bunch of fags when it comes to suspending a student. People often nickname it the wannabe Greenwich Country Club or that place where a bunch of people go to waste their money on their kids thinking the school system is good. The only store in the town gives a new definition to rathole. The only good part about Easton is that it has numerous exits to get out. Kids there think they're black and dress up to a laxer style attire. Many of them would rather live and die in Bridgeport than ever set foot in Easton.
Student: I will stab you with a knife (pretending to teacher)
Male Teacher: Ugh! Oh my gosh he's gonna murder me! Police! Police! I'm going to press charges. Always in the town of Easton!
Principal:Jokingly saying that you'll stab someone violates our policies, that will be a 1 month suspension.
Principal: We called you in here because you... Do you know what you did?
Student: Uhhh...
Principal: We called you in because you logged onto someone else's account which violates our acceptable use policy. That means you're expelled.
Male Teacher: Ugh! Oh my gosh he's gonna murder me! Police! Police! I'm going to press charges. Always in the town of Easton!
Principal:Jokingly saying that you'll stab someone violates our policies, that will be a 1 month suspension.
Principal: We called you in here because you... Do you know what you did?
Student: Uhhh...
Principal: We called you in because you logged onto someone else's account which violates our acceptable use policy. That means you're expelled.
by Dr. Dandelion June 3, 2011
A town where emo kids rule, "ghetto" (i use qoutations marks becuase the only ghetto in easton is behind the Easton Village store, where all the druggies get their fix)and there are more white kids than a Blink 182 concert. In fact, white kids make up about 95% of the population. The only asian kids are either wiggers or..well, wiggers. Definined by small roads, nice cars, druggies, emo kids, and nothing to do (which is why there are so many druggies). But im Sure as hell not saying all the kids are druggies...just most of them. Kids that arent preps or emo are far and few between. People wearing over 200 dollars worth of clothes at one time is not uncommon, and niether are having taxes that cost more than some inner city houses. Games of public 'ruit is not unusual. Hell, the PTA may even sponser a game now and then. By 7th grade, many kids can down an entire bottle of vodka without even flinching. Dont get me wrong, its a beatiful town..that is, if you dont get smashed on your way into town by an Escalade going a buck twenty on a road that could be mistaken for a paved hiking path.
"Wow, that medow seems sure pretty, minus the smashed beer bottles and the eleven passed out middle schoolers! Arent you glad we moved to easton?"
by You May Know Me June 7, 2006
Easton is a boy, he’s very caring, cute and nice. Don’t break his heart because he doesn’t deserve it. He deserves the world and more if you find Easton take him he is perfect and very athletic and never gives up he’ll also find a way to get through anything
by His cute asf girlfriend ;) May 22, 2019
Easton is a inner-city area within Bristol, England. It contains the Lawrence Hill and Barton Hill estates. 35% of the population of Easton are of black or asian orgin. It is also known to be one of the best areas in Bristol if you're looking for some Cannibis aswell as other close areas such as St Pauls and Glouscter Road. Easton is said to be one of the most deprived areas in South West England with high statistics in knife, violent crime and robberies however boasting a great community with various pressure groups, local bands, political groups, and some anarchist communes. It also has three Mosques, a Synagogue, a Sikh temple and several Churches. Streets parties are also very common in Easton, the main ones being on St Marks road and Stapleton road annually. There are several Banksy peices in Easton. The main school in Easton is the City Academy.
by Voodoo Guy April 18, 2008
Easton. The whitest place on the planet with the most kids that want to be black. Also, the most drug-oriented place in CT. It is easier to get an ounce of weed than it is to get your hands on ciggarettes or alcohol. Quite often there is drug busts/searches (including having K9 search lockers). People are usually such a frequent user of drugs becuase we have a ridiculus sum of money and nothing better to waste it on. Speed/cocaine/heroin/acid/shrooms are also some popular drugs that have frequent users, (just to name a few). By seventh grade most kids have tried/known somone who has tried some form of drug (not included alcohol becuase most kids have tried alcohol already). It is true that freshman in highschool could out drink college seniors under-the-table. It is also true that many sources of people's addictions are from their parents.
REAL conversations that could only happen in Easton...
"Hey, do you have a couple dollars? I'm really hungry."
"Sorry, I only have ten left."
"Dad, I have to talk to you. I smoke pot... and I wanted you to know."
"We should get high together sometime."
"Hey, do you have a couple dollars? I'm really hungry."
"Sorry, I only have ten left."
"Dad, I have to talk to you. I smoke pot... and I wanted you to know."
"We should get high together sometime."
by YyYyOoO March 3, 2006
A small town (population wise) in Fairfield County, also known as the Gold Coast, in southern Connecticut. It is true that this is one of the whitest places on earth, and drugs and alcohol practically throw themselves at you. Kids get $50,000 + cars for their first cars (trust me, I live there and did get one) and kids in middle school have cell phones, even some kids in elementary school. You know all of your neighbors, and it is a 90% chance that at least one of your friends lives within a short walk, short enough to go over and drink on a school night and not get caught. The police are a joke, and in order to get arrested you may have to put up a sign on your lawn and wear a shirt that says "Search me and/or my house, I have drugs in there." If there is a teenager in the house, you can find lots of alcohol, weed and other hard drugs. We eastonites have a habit of drinking at an early age, so by the time we get to highschool, most college kids don't have a chance in a drinking game.
Typical after school conversation in easton:
"Dude, wanna come over my place, or go over to yours."
"I don't know man, I can only have like 30 people here, plus I only have 8 handles of vodka left!"
"Oh, allright, we can go to my house, call up the store and get 5 or 6 kegs, put it on my credit card, and ask **** to bring over an ounce of his best weed."
"Cool man, see u later."
"Dude, wanna come over my place, or go over to yours."
"I don't know man, I can only have like 30 people here, plus I only have 8 handles of vodka left!"
"Oh, allright, we can go to my house, call up the store and get 5 or 6 kegs, put it on my credit card, and ask **** to bring over an ounce of his best weed."
"Cool man, see u later."
by Bodinius Maximus April 11, 2007
by Ewston June 23, 2019